Mike Sweeney

May 17, 2016

Dear Noah ad Dylan,

    Your dad is back to the drawing board in the girlfriend department -off to ta running start and hit a wall.  Anyway, I think he moved on but it was a tough one.  We were all disappointed!  I was looking forward to my new Colombian extended family and possibly more nieces and nephews, ha ha!
     We had the privilege of your company overnight recently.  Just last week your dad went to a baseball game.  We read a couple stories that i ordered to teach empathy, studied spelling words, talked and watched the movie Holes with Uncle Joe.  I let you guys sleep up in the loft.  Noah slept on couch and Dylan on bench cushions in loft.  I made you shower since you were smelling a bit gamey.  It was your fist time using my shower downstairs.  Dylan said "so it's ok if you see me naked because you did when I was little in the tubby, right?"  I said, "Well, no, I would think you would now want more privacy now that you guys are older."  I asked him to cover up so I could go in and adjust the water temp.  We had a good laugh while Uncle Joe was away for work and were video talking. Uncle oe said he was with his parter, Mike Sweeney, and Noah started pissing himself laughing beaus he heard "Mike's weenie."  Well, we all ended up in hysterics, especially your dad who could hardly breathe!  Mike Sweeney has become a common name around us all now.
    We saw each other for Mothers' Day breakfast also at the Elk's and then your dad dropped you off at your mom's. It was nice your dad thought of going out to breakfast together.  And we went to a supper at the Grange again, this time without Diana.  lLots of the same people were there and no raffle prize for us still, not even a rain gauge, fondly known of as a thermos, not thermometer (poor girl didnt' know the right word) and of course your shameless aunt was making fun.
    We will see you again Saturday for another overnight since your dad has to go to a wedding.  The woman getting married worked at Tens, a nightclub (strip club)  so hopefully he doesn't meet date # 368, named Betty Boobs or something :-(  Well, good thing you have a favorite aunt because I don't think you're ever going to have a stepmother!  I'd like a nice sister-in law myself but in life we enjoy who and what we do have right now.  I'm enjoying Ruby, Carlos, the 6 year old Labradoodle who stares at the gate all afternoon waiting for dinner or his mom,  and Lucy, also a Labradoodle.  We went for a long walk with Uncle Joe and the dogs this morning at Mill Pond.
     You have been busy lately with baseball and both playing quite well. Noah, you pitched an incredible game the other day and Dylan hit a home run!!